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Rooster Demotivational Poster

EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...

CONFORMITY - Sometimes it's just easier not to fit in.

JUDGEMENTAL BOX - is not impressed

TAGS: box rooster teeth gus geoff awesome evil
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by randomosity

Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 6:07 pm
Anybody else knows Gregory horror show? .... No, I don't think so.

TOUGH ROOSTER - Yeah he's in the joint, but he doesn't really give a cluck.

DAMN - if only my dad was that awesome

TAGS: geoff rooster teeth vodka yum
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by randomosity

Widow9669 - July 7, 2010, 11:17 pm
yes, jeff would make an awesome father.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 11:55 am
secret family recipe ^^ JIF aint got nothing on that =]

STEREOTYPES - Nope no truth in them at all

Google Safe Search -

Wake-up Calls -


BOOTLEGS - Making great things Look better for decades

C*CKHEAD - nuff said?

TAGS: hat rooster idiot headwear
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by sparx

LogicDude - November 17, 2009, 2:11 pm
Think he blocked out the face because the guy was ****-eyed?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm pretty stoned and I think it's stupid.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:01 am
I'm thinking "sparx" is high... and this is, therefore, hilarious to his buddies.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 11:59 pm
I understand the eyes, but the mouth? Can you get dental records off this stuff?
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:58 pm
It doesn't appear to be a personal ph**o... so the censorship is baffling.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:55 pm
And I have been known to approve a poster just because sometimes everyone needs to see a user's true talent. It's so watered down if I keep you all from seeing the bad stuff and only allow the good ones through. One man's trash is another man's 5L.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 11:54 pm
any ideas why his eyes and mouth are blocked?
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:53 pm
That's what they all say... but until you experience it first hand? WOW!
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 11:51 pm
Its all good, being sober does that too you
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:49 pm
Sorry, Dre... a bad over-reaction to you. It's too many d*** Guinness-free nights in a row. And you're one of my favorites here... I apologize.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:41 pm
Does that answer your question?
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:41 pm
A moderator has rules to approve and reject motifake submissions. There is some wiggle room, but we're not here to approve one in every 50 posters just because we personally like them.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yeah, heard that one before
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:34 pm
And tactless.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
lol, i was just curious.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:32 pm
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:32 pm
Only to be questioned in the comment section.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 11:27 pm
Quick question: Do you approve these posters, then go bash them and vote 1 Lion on them?
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 11:25 pm
Wait... this is lame. Ok, now it's nuff said.

Permanence -

TAGS: you can t snuff the rooster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - April 17, 2017, 7:24 pm
Well, there you have it, I'm out of the closet. So by that same token, I grew some really great hydroponic tomatoes, would you like to try some? ;)
concern3 - April 17, 2017, 8:59 am
Nice, UP yours
mizzdizz - April 17, 2017, 5:24 am
chuckle, chuckle.... calling yourself a weed....from our self proclaimed resident pothead! .... Good poster, by the way! ^!

Roosters -

TAGS: roosters destroyers of the morning
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

GaryO - November 17, 2014, 10:19 pm
heh heh